I am a smoker. I love to smoke cigarettes. they are delicious. they help to calm the nerves and take the edge off an otherwise stress filled day. I know that there are a lot of people out there that feel cigs should be banned out right. i think they are full of crap. they are sticking their noses where they don't belong. Smoking cigarettes is a personal choice. who has the right to tell me that i can't put certain chemicals in my body. it's my body. this argument can be carried over to the drug debate but i don't wish to go there with this post. that issue could, and has, taken up a lot of space out there and i think we are all on, more or less, the same page.
what i want to say is that i smoke and i like smoking. and i am quite confident in the fact that by the time i need new lungs the technology will exist to grow me some new lungs in a jar. i will probably need stem cells and i just happen to know of a few choice corners in the city of minneapolis habitated by strung out crack whores that will gestate my offspring until that time when the stem cells are the ripest for harvesting.
yes, that's right, i am suggesting that i set up baby ranches to feed my ever increasing need for fresh stem cells so that i may live for ever, or a close approximation to it. i think it is a sound plan.
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